Sohomouse

Welcome to Sohomouse

If the Devil Wears Prada, then let me be your personal guide to your journey through Hell. Think Virgil to your Dante, but much less eloquent. That analogy sounded a lot better in my head.

Sohomouse is my own little corner of the internet where I talk about fashion, runways, and designers. I'm not a professional critic — just a student of HauteLeMode, who spends far too much time watching YouTube in her pjs.

Here we'll walk through the circles of fashion hell together: the not-so-hidden ugly secrets, the thrill and terror of the sample sale, and the eternal question of why we fall in love with things that cost more than rent.

Let's just say if I ever win the lottery, there will be signs. I'll finally own that temperature-controlled archive of my favourite runway shows — every Comme des Garçons paper doll look, every Dior by Galliano, and the Alexander McQueen 2004 skull scarf dress naturally. You best believe that's what I would save in the case of a fire. Until then, pictures will have to do.

Ready to follow me through the 9 circles? Grab your best heels (or sneakers — no judgment, a girl's got to walk). I'll be your guide. Ignore my wobbling in kitten heels.

On Looking Like You Haven't Tried (And Failing)

tags: fashion, editorial, history, bias-cut, slip-dress, galliano, vionnet, 90s-fashion, effortlessness
@Sohomouse 15/08/2026

Galliano at Dior - bias cut slip dress

My wardrobe is in dire need of a new addition — namely, a bias-cut silk slip mini dress (try saying that five times fast) to pair with my new pointy boots. In the event I ever require kicking a man in the balls, I can rest easy knowing it will hurt just that little bit more. After my unsuccessful quest to acquire THE perfect slip dress — a year spent obsessively haunting Brick Lane, stalking Vinted and hunting sales — I was almost ready to throw in the towel. Yet, at exactly 2:27am, I had my very own eureka moment: I just needed to find a bias-cut slip.

Let’s dip our toes into fabric construction. I’ll make it short and sweet, I promise. Woven fabrics contain two grains — warp (vertical) and weft (horizontal) — where threads are, you … Read more

Runway Archive: Blumarine SS1993

tags: fashion, runway-archive, blumarine, 90s-fashion, grunge-romance, italian-design
@Sohomouse 29/07/2026

Blumarine SS1993 - Scan Blumarine SS1993

Ever since I stumbled across a reel of this collection on my FYP, I’ve been completely and utterly obsessed. Like put-under-a-spell obsessed. Like Mariah Carey song Obsessed obsessed. I have no clue what was in Anna Molinari’s water when she made this collection, but I suggest we start slipping it into the drinks of current designers.

Blumarine SS1993 - detail Blumarine SS1993 - detail

The combination of ruffles and flowers with black lace and velvet, create a delightful blend of grunge and romance. Bias-cut silk slip dresses, corsets and sheer chiffon layers that float around … Read more